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[Feb. 11th, 2007|09:00 pm] |
so I did it... again I might add... I burnt out. oh well... This one should be pretty easy to recover from. I took a week off from the comic, so no updates for a little... And I'm considering switching to one a week for a while so I can actually have like... a life... Anyway... When I get the next page up I'll see about trying a new yet crappy method of shadowing, if it doesn't work I'll skip it. My life is kinda really boring right now. On the off chance that you people actually KNOW me, Or like, read this. I desperately need to get out of the house and do shit. And I need a new apartment. Hit me up if you're interested in rent splitting. I'm gonna deal with the taxes bullshit (HR BLOCK) and then cash in a winning lotto ticket (seriously $1000, I'm master of procrastinating, but I want to deal with taxes bullshit FIRST since I've never done it before and I'm only assuming that more money = more to owe the IRS. No I am not an optimist.) Anyway (how many times can I say that? GOD I sound like a girl.)
Needless to say, I'm in need of some social contact with like... people... Suckey thing is I don't really know much of anyone. I need to do something to change that. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2007|12:06 am] |
so someone came into the store today... and they were on fire.
not that they were hot or doing cool stuff, like they were actually on fucking fire and they didn't know it.
what the fuck is wrong with people?
so yeah... just HAD to get drunk after that. Today sucked. |
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| Comic update |
[Jan. 30th, 2007|01:15 am] |
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I've updated Deuces Wild. It's the beginning of chapter two and there's gonna be blood and death and a bit of horror in it so if that's your thing, read it now to catch up. Chapter two Starts out as a contrast to chapter one, so get it while the getting's hot. |
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| FOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!!! |
[Jan. 17th, 2007|10:25 am] |
so I've installed a YABB on DEUCES WILD. Go check it out!
FORUMEY GOODNESS |
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| Holy flaming nikes batman! |
[Jan. 16th, 2007|09:15 pm] |
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I've posted a Deuces Wild update! WHOA! And it's on time too! Don't even say it's not because it's still tuesday where I am. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2007|11:38 pm] |
So, I've finally recieved the code from project wonderful to put up my own ads. I'm incredibly excited about this. I know I'm not gonna make much money, but It's still a fun way of getting my name out there. It took me a while to actually get the nerve to play with the auction system, but I've found out how to get free ads, and I'm exploiting that for all it's worth. I mean, if they are free, or a penny what's it gonna hurt to put out a couple hundred of them on random people's sites?
The ones I know I benefit from so far are definatley the big .com players, for instance, comicspace. It's a good staple, but it's a bit expensive on occasion. |
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| yey |
[Dec. 29th, 2006|12:26 am] |
I dunno what I did exactly to get bit by a snake, but aparantly I pissed it off. Dunno dunnacare. well aparantly I care because I'm complaining about it here, but goddamn I've gotta get a new place to live. I'm not wanted here and I get made fun of constantly, but I have nowhere to go, so I dunno what to do.
shit. |
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| the impossible has happened |
[Dec. 20th, 2006|10:08 pm] |
ok well it's not completely impossible, but it hasn't happened in a LONG ASS time.
I have a crush on a guy.
I'm sitting here wiping the soup off of my some 200 markers because my dog tripped me and plop there went my soup (not mad, just irritated a bit, but I have music so it's ok) and just spacing out as usual and I realized something...
I'm thinking about this guy.
and then it dawned on me, I have a crush on him. How this happened I don't know, and I bet nothing will even come of it, but holy hell.
I guess I am human after all. |
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| Well this is a first |
[Dec. 20th, 2006|12:07 am] |
I'm kind of excited about this, I broke 500 page views today. Lately I've been hovering at about 200-300, but today I've found a way to play the new pimping system to help increase my views.
This new system is www.comicspace.com of course. Kinda like myspace, but not really. I've decided to whore my CS account and make as many "friends" as possible, but really it's just a website setup for free advertising as long as you're willing to work for it.
And of course I am. Oh so willing. And I figure if I'm nice to people and make them think I actually might give a shit that they are a, you know, human on the other end of their computer they might like me a little more.
ALTHOUGH WHAT I REALLY WANT IS SOMEONE TO LET ME KNOW IF THEY LIKE THE LAYOUT OF MY SITE OR NOT!!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!! |
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| buhhhhhh... whaaaa???? |
[Dec. 17th, 2006|11:41 pm] |
mother.
fucking.
h.
t.
m.
l.
that is all.
Check it out Deuces Wild has it's own server and domain name now. yey.
oh my god I'm going to be dreaming pixils and html I swear.
Anyway... Stupidity at work...
I'm at work maybe 45 min, and someone drives off with the gas spigot in their car. They'd already paid, they were just a dumbfuck so I called the tech support line and had the people come out to fix it. AS SOON AS I GOT OF THE PHONE WITH THEM (the tech was laughing her ass off I swear it was fucking hilarious because usually they don't TAKE THE SPIGOT DOWN THE ROAD WITH THEM) the lady comes back.
The store was dead at the moment so I went out to get the spigot and find out what happened...
I'm staring at her car because I can't believe what I'm seeing... The hose is still hanging out of her car where the gas goes.
And she tells me this:
" I got all the way onto the freeway (about 10 blocks away) and realized what I'd done, so I came back to see if everything was ok" and then she reaches down an pulls it out...
the round trip from the store to the freeway to the store again is about 25 city blocks if not more...
then she says "The last time I did this gas went everywhere and they had to call the fire department."
the LAST time?!?!?!?!
where was she born? Planet Idiot?
I swear to god I'd never laughed so hard in my life as when she drove off the last time.
I gotta say though, the random gas hose sitting out in the front of the store (it'd stink everything up inside if I tried) made for a REALLY INTERESTING conversation starter. |
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| insert catchy title here |
[Dec. 6th, 2006|12:42 am] |
So I have been totally busy lately. The holidays just flew by(I haven't even had time to stay up to date on all my friends blogs, and for some who update frequently, I'll just miss a chunk of your life, sorry), and then I got sick.
NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS THOUGH! I thought I was going to die, I even took time off the comic to sleep. oh well Got to play some videogames though, haven't done that in a while.
I woke up this morning to an email from the creator of onlinecomics.net that totally boosted my views on Deuces Wild saying there's a new site comicspace.com.
I registered like a good little noob. Hopefully something good will come of it. So far I've gotten a few hits from it, But unfortunatley with the week off it seems to have died down a bit. that's ok though, I knew it was going to happen when I decided to like, you know, live rather than let the bubonic plague win.
In about two weeks I think I may re-up my partnership adspace on onlinecomics.net, hopefully it'll do something.
I want to see it go a week without it though. Just to see what it does on it's own. Just how good IS my comic without paying for ads?
OH yeah and then I've got my jan 21st ads which is quickly approaching because fuck man this time of year just flys by.
AND yes I have Zicam backstocked in my room for warding off stupid illnesses I usually get. I am DONE WITH IT I SWEAR! |
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[Nov. 18th, 2006|05:33 pm] |
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I helped kittie_la_rue across the street (6 points). In November I helped surlygaijin hide a body (-173 points). In April I helped stupidgirl6sic6 see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I broke gogoicarus's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (155 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
juxtarose99 |
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[Nov. 12th, 2006|08:33 pm] |
so today I played with the buttons at the bottom of my comic.
those buttons being magnolia, reddit, delicious and digg. insert random punctuation marks where needed in those names.
within 2 min of posting on reddit and digg I got 20 hits.
most of those people aren't staying longer than 2 seconds but whatever I don't really give a shit. A few are staying to read the whole thing and that's exciting. I think I like those. yeah, I have to agree with myself on that one, I like the linkie thingies. |
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| I'm a nazi |
[Nov. 12th, 2006|05:19 pm] |
so today was interesting. I had a guy ask me if I was jewish and I said no 'cus I'm not. And then he looks at me and goes "you have blond hair and blue eyes. Nazi fuck."
to which I replied "uhhh... no... no way in hell."
to which he said "But you're aryan you must be a nazi."
so I said "uhhh.... no."
him: "Are you from Germany?"
me: "I'm from everywhere."
him: "Define everywhere"
me: "What are you the geneology Nazi?"
at this he smiled and laughed and told me I'm a "good kid" and I'll "make it someday"
the crazy people astound me. It's not just that half the population has below average intelligence, it's that 99% of them are completley fucking totally INSANE! |
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| crankage |
[Nov. 12th, 2006|12:21 am] |
| [ | mood |
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I've already inked colored and scanned and texted the next two pages and even uploaded them on DD to come live on tuesday and on friday.
I'm trying a tuesday update rather than a monday update to see if I can get even one viewer on tuesdays.
The last 3 mondays shit you not, I have not had a single person view new updates, and it's pissing me off so I'm moving it's date. |
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[Nov. 11th, 2006|12:42 am] |
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So I've decided that as part of the new me, I'm going to loose weight. I've started already a few weeks ago by eating an little healthier and when I got sick I started taking a multivitamin every day. Tonight I decided I'm going to work out and what a better time to start than now? I did 50 crunches. and I'm going to leave it at that so I don't burn out like I probably will. |
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| stress is back |
[Nov. 8th, 2006|11:49 pm] |
Everything is fucked. First my car signals die. Then the drier doesn't dry my clothes. Then my car stereo dies. Then the slurpee machine breaks. Then my great grandmother dies. Then I decide I want to take more of a break from school so I'm going to pick up my own health insurance and don't what to look for in a good deal. AND I don't know how to tell my dad so I post it here knowing he'll read it sooner or later and probably not say anything because he's pissed off and won't ever talk to me again and then I'll get told I'm being unreasonable and offensive and yeah.
My brain needs to die. There should just be an off button and it would make my life easier.
I know I'm going to piss everyone off, but know what? I don't know what I want to do in my life and I am only 21 years old. I want to figure out what I want to do with my life and not be pressured to figure it out at this exact fucking second any more. I don't want to feel like I'm wasting time and money for something that doesn't fit what I want. I don't want to have to feel like I'm only in existence to please somebody else. I have felt this way for a very long time, but I'm finally getting a back bone and stating it. I am not a mother, nor do I want to be so and I'm tired of being everyone else’s in some abstract sense. I want to be selfish and have fun and learn who I am instead of trying to blindly fulfill someone else’s open-ended desires.
I want to work. I want my own insurance. I want to start making friends. I want to move out. And I want to draw my comic. And I want to do it all on my own. Leave me alone.
God I feel better now. That’s all I needed I think. |
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| ultra cool |
[Nov. 6th, 2006|08:23 pm] |
so yeah... I'm still sick but feeling better. I like zicam.
but THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS ENTRY!!! OH NO!!!
I found a $5 bill today on the ground at work. So I did the nice thing and picked it up and gave it to my boss. we waited all day long and nobody had asked. So my boss gave it to me. it was cool. Yeah I know, $5 big fucking whoop, but it was $5 I did nothing for. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2006|10:16 pm] |
Zicam rocks. screw the woman who's trying to sue them if it's even real, she's retarted and should have gone to the doctor for a sinus infection rather than squirting stuff for allergies up there.
I'm feeling better, but I've been resting a lot. eventhough I only slept maybe 3 hours last night because I just couldn't get comforterbal with the fever I had, not much but enough to make my skin hurt and bones ache.
I got told of a wonder cure... Well not cure but it sure as hell made me feel good.
the recipe is a shot of whisky, boiling water, honey, lemon and cinnamon or nutmeg or whatever else you like.
I altered it a bit, and I went with a shot of whisky, tea honey and cinnamon.
dear god did that alcohol hit fast, but even with the sore throat it didn't burn. it was soooooo good. that and I drank it really fast so the alcohol made all my blood vessles dialate and I got REALLY WARM REALLY FAST (granted I was under a cover) but it was awesome and I felt soooo much better afterwards.
I dunno if it was the mixture or the whisky itself but it was nice.
only thing that sucks is my nose is raw now from all the wiping and blowing and shit.
any sugguestions for that oversight? |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2006|12:27 am] |
getting sick... guh...
update posted.
colds blow. hopefully this doesn't turn into a sinus infection.
I should have figured I was going to get sick because I felt like crap and wanted to kill everyone I saw yesterday and actually wanted to cry.
I'm going to hit this bitch with everything I can think of. hopefully zicam works.
I can't afford to be sick. |
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